Minister with New Dentures
The Pastor’s New Teeth
A preacher goes to the denturist for a set of dentures. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he could only talk in the pulpit for five minutes.
The second Sunday, his sermon lasted for ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talked for an hour and 30 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t talk for more than five minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put in his wife’s teeth by mistake and he couldn’t shut up.